tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19728962.post4796683684155962101..comments2023-12-10T18:09:20.757-05:00Comments on Eephus Pitch: Emergency Moratorium On "-Rod" Puns, Effective ImmediatelyEmmahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03064841292940508545noreply@blogger.comBlogger2125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19728962.post-87061968307045964712007-05-31T04:48:00.000-05:002007-05-31T04:48:00.000-05:00opps. I almost forgot the '86 Billy-Ed Whitson ca...opps. I almost forgot the '86 Billy-Ed Whitson cage match <A HREF="http://www.top10mlbfights.com/billy.html" REL="nofollow">(no, really).</A>Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19728962.post-5313483466401699042007-05-31T04:44:00.000-05:002007-05-31T04:44:00.000-05:00Phew! I’m sure glad the Yanks didn’t blow this on...Phew! I’m sure glad the Yanks didn’t <I>blow</I> this one.<BR/><BR/>I’m stomping my feet like a little kid. I haven’t been this excited since Billy slugged Reggie and called George a "convicted liar" !!<BR/><BR/>The hilarity continues: Da Daily News reports C-Rod split and they all but call him <A HREF="http://www.nydailynews.com/gossip/2007/05/31/2007-05-31_as_wife_packs_up_is_arod_out_at_home.html" REL="nofollow"> “patron-zero.”</A><BR/><BR/>Not to be out snarked, the Post quotes a working girl who complains about the size of ARod's…uhhhh… ummm... <A HREF="http://www.nypost.com/seven/05312007/news/worldnews/a_rod_playing_field_all_over_worldnews_austin_fenner_in_toronto________and_jana_winter_and________dan_mangan_in_n_y_.htm?page=2" REL="nofollow"> contract.</A> Priceless! Everybody hate’n on his Benjamin’s.<BR/><BR/>Questions have been flying: “will this be a distraction” “who is she” “why did the Post do it” “will ARod opt out, for sure” “community property vs prenup” but what I am concerned about is how will this damage ARod's career as a children’s author?<BR/><BR/>* <A HREF="http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a81/kos102/2007/Yankees/Other/ARod-Break-up.jpg" REL="nofollow">Dailyicious Cover</A><BR/><BR/>p.s. isn’t paramour a better word than mistress? To paraphrase Crocodile Dundee, that’s not a mistress, this is a <A HREF="http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a81/kos102/2007/Yankees/Other/Post-mistress.gif" REL="nofollow">MISTRESS </A>Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com