tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19728962.post9155984027078746799..comments2023-12-10T18:09:20.757-05:00Comments on Eephus Pitch: I Know Why The Caged Splitter Misses the Outside CornerEmmahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03064841292940508545noreply@blogger.comBlogger1125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19728962.post-74136786901361598432007-07-09T05:45:00.000-05:002007-07-09T05:45:00.000-05:00OKay. I signed up for the book.I have an alternat...OKay. I signed up for the book.<BR/><BR/>I have an alternate title: "The Year of Living Dangerously: ARod Duels For New York." <BR/><BR/>Can't wait, "The Bronx is Burning" kicks off tonight.<BR/><BR/>Em, I think you hit gold; a Rocket parody blog. Very funny, Grrl. You had me laughing louder than usual. Have you seen the Manny parody site <A HREF="24homers.wordpress.com/" REL="nofollow">site.</A><BR/><BR/>On Roger, I've got soft spot for that big <A HREF="http://s9.photobucket.com/albums/a81/kos102/2007/Yankees/clemens/?action=view¤t=c5d47588.pbw" REL="nofollow">Mama’s boy</A><BR/><BR/><I>Clemens even has a treehouse on his property. It's the size of a North Carolina mountain cabin. It's for his four sons, presumably, all of whom are also big for their ages. Only Clemens's wife is little, about 5-3 and barely 100 pounds. ''I would have liked to have had a little girl,'' Debbie Clemens says, smiling. But the boys keep me busy. Roger is my biggest child.'' <BR/><BR/>Clemens looks up. ''I'm trying to be the best dad I can,'' he says. ''Not to break the chain or anything. Not because I grew up without a dad. My mom's been my father figure. Still, I see my teammates' dads come into the clubhouse and give their boys a hug and. . . . '' <B>His eyes tear up. He blurts out: ''I have a big heart. I'm sensitive.'' NYT, 3.4.01</B></I>Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com