January 19, 2008

Political Grandstanding: Much Less Fun Than Actual Grandstanding

As you may have heard by now, the owners have extended Bud Seligs's contract through 2012. Of course. Now, some of my reasons for intensely disliking Selig are fair (collusion) and some are not (less charisma than a piece of sushi), but I think this is my problem in a nutshell: if the rich people who control everything love you this much, there's just no way you're actually doing a good job.

Speaking of Selig, I was going to blog about the congressional steroid hearings, but they proved too frustrating to watch intently for more than half an hour (not that I didn't love Rep. Shayes asking Mitchell about Rafael "Palmerry" and whether or not he'd tested positive before his "300th hit". I'm sure our health care system will be fixed any week now). So I'm all Mitchell Report-ed out, and then I realized: maybe that was MLB's plan all along -- to make their fans so incredibly sick of hearing about PEDs that they eventually just completely stop caring? I think it's working. Maybe I've underestimated Selig after all.

In other non-news, the Mets continue to get everyone's hopes up by hanging in the Johan Santana sweepstakes, and while Omar Minaya did not acquire any bullpen help, he did travel to Israel. Good call, and if he's really not going to acquire another solid starting pitcher, I'd also recommend stopping by Mecca and Rome.

3 comments:

Devine said...

"Good call, and if he's really not going to acquire another solid starting pitcher, I'd also recommend stopping by Mecca and Rome."

Comic gold.

Ray said...

Shays was really on a roll there. He also compared the current drama to the infamous 1919 Chicago Blackhawks scandal.

That was a sad day indeed, when those eight hockey players received lifetime penalties for high-sticking beef roids into their asses.

Emma said...

Ray, good catch, and quite right too. We must never forget the lessons of Skateless Joe Jackson.