Eephus Pitch

Tossing pure junk about New York baseball

March 18, 2010

Blog Truck Day

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So, I've packed up and moved Eephus Pitch over to emmaspan.com . It will be much improved! If by much improved you mean "actually u...
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December 24, 2009

...Not Even A Centaur

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A few weeks ago, a few of my friends had people over to their apartment to help make and hang decorations for their tree. I think it came ou...
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November 18, 2009

Ranking the Yankees By Best Dog Name

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... That would be the title (and purpose) of my new post at Bugs & Cranks . "Melky" is #1, of course, while "Chad" c...
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November 05, 2009

Almost the Only Orderly Thing in a Very Unorderly World

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And then there were a series of tableaux, some familiar – Jeter’s raised arms and yell, Rivera’s grin, Posada’s near-skip towards the mound ...
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November 02, 2009

One More for the Money; Also Facial Hair

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My writeup of last night's game is up at the Banter . In other vitally important news (via Rob Neyer ), I am quite pleased to see that D...
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October 30, 2009

Baseball Player Names of the Week

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Today's names come courtesy of valued commenter Unmoderated: Mutz and Jewel Ens , brothers out of St. Louis, MO. Mutz made it to the Wh...
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At Least It's a More Creative Chant Than "Phillies Suck"

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My writeup of last night's game, which perhaps predictably half-turned into an essay on Pedro Martinez, is up at the Banter . This seems...
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October 29, 2009

The Cliff Lee Affair

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There's not much point in urging fans to relax, to not freak out so much about one bad game... after all, isn't irrationally investi...
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October 22, 2009

Sad Dogs and Englishmen

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I'm too tired even to take a cute picture of my dog, so here's a random photo of a sad dog from the internet reacting to last night...
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October 21, 2009

Banter, Bugs, and Further Animal Exploitation

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So I wrote up last night's Yankee win at the Banter , and posted a little something about the umpiring shenanigans at Bugs & Cranks ...
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October 20, 2009

New Crush

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If he keeps calmly and sensibly taking apart Chip Caray , as he has been throughout this postseason, I'm going to develope a serious cr...
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Now on Sale at the Stadium Store, Pitchforks and Torches

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You know how some sports blogs try to attract traffic with photos of hot chicks in bikinis? Well, I'm going to try a slightly different,...
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October 19, 2009

The Final Word on My Jeopardy! Appearance:

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As usual, Weird Al says it best. (Yes: from T.S. Eliot to Weird Al in less than 24 hours. Liberal arts education, ladies and gentlemen. ...
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October 15, 2009

Onwards to the Stony Rubbish

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I've got a new post up on Bugs & Cranks about last night's epic Angels-Yankees error-off, and the upcoming three-game jaunt int...
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October 12, 2009

What is "One of the More Surreal Experiences of My Life, Alex?"

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So in the end, my anxiety about the ALDS was largely unfounded - except for Carl Pavano's ace performance; did I call that or what? My ...
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October 08, 2009

Bugs and Cranks and Stuff

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So, I'll be doing a little blogging over at Bugs & Cranks, and my first post went up yesterday. I outlined all the various things t...
October 05, 2009

Baseball Player NICKname of the Week

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According to Baseball-Reference.com , there have been 10 different Major League Baseball players nicknamed "Wild Bill," from Bill ...
October 03, 2009

"Afraid to Win": The Story of the 2009 Mets

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A few weeks ago, when Derek Jeter was about to pass Lou Gehrig on the Yankees' hit list, I almost posted the following paragraph: "...
September 23, 2009

Baseball Player Name of the Week

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In honor of the Yankees' recent hard-earned series win in Anaheim, I scoured the roster of the Angels' AAA team, the Salt Lake Bees ...
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September 19, 2009

Tim McCarver's Baadasssss Song

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Before I talk about the Mets, I could not let this pass without comment. "Tim McCarver Sings Selections From The Great American Songbo...
September 18, 2009

Ohhhh, Fight

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In theory, I do not approve of multimillionaire professional adults punching and shoving each other over some macho bullshit. However I have...
September 09, 2009

Three Things About "Rookie of the Year"

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So yesterday I caught the end of "Rookie of the Year" on TV, for the first time in a good 15 years. To refresh your memory, that...
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September 08, 2009

Nobody Knows Anybody, Not That Well.

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So, first, just to be veeeeery clear about this: I don't think Derek Jeter ever used steroids. No clue or circumstantial evidence or eve...
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My first book, "90% of the Game Is Half Mental," will be out March 16th.
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