"The Cardinals have asked to view Carl Pavano's expansive medical records, according to a report in yesterday's St. Louis Post-Dispatch".
Why do you think the Cardinals requested those records?
- A) A good laugh.
- B) Cost-effective paperweight.
- C) Walt Jocketty lost a drunken bet at the winter meetings.
- D) They made Jeff Weaver into a World Series star, and it went right to their heads.
- E) They made Jeff Weaver into a World Series star, and now they plan to use that same secret DNA-altering alien laser technology on Pavano as well.