February 12, 2008

Baseball Player Name of the Week

Cody Ransom.

Well, that’s just flat-out awesome. Cody Ransom. Ransom will be the Yanks’ third baseman at Scranton this year, and I only hope they let him play while wearing a cowboy hat and a six-shooter as God so obviously intended. In fact, is there some way he can play third base on horseback?

Cody Ransom was born in Mesa, Arizona and actually went to Grand Canyon University. Honest. I'm not even going to look up photos of this guy because it can only be disappointing.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Where do you FIND these guys? I personally think Cody Ransom sounds like a stripper and should be playing in feather boas, but spurs would work, too.