July 16, 2006

"Phatted Calves?"

The Post may be an unreliable rag, but it's had some truly inspired headlines over the years. This, however, is not one of them:

DAMON'S PHATTED CALVES HIT WITH CRAMPS
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Were they... trying to make a pun on the Biblical parable of the Prodigal Son... and the word "phat"? In reference to Johnny Damon's leg cramps? Someone overreached here.

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